- Normal people:
- Singing the lyrics
- ME:
- Singing the lyrics
- Singing guitar riffs
- Doing air drumming
- Headbanging
- Moshing in my bedroom
(Source: patrincumuse, via the-almost-truth)
That’s funny but so disgusting at the same time
(via the-almost-truth)
in-ground trampoline
what if it breaks
THEN YOU DIE
It leads to Hell
SATAN IS WAITING
SATAN IS WAITING
(Source: excisions, via the-almost-truth)
| mom: | ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk |
| me: | ok |
| me: | |
| me: | |
| me: | |
| me: | mom where are you please |
| me: | mom please the line is moving fast |
| me: | mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn |
| employee: | next |
| me: | |
| employee: | |
| me: | faints |